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The Buttrocket Video - Or What Teens Do When No One's Watching

Someone submitted this as happening in Utah. I sure hope not.

I.T. Guys And The Women Who Love Them.

I.T.Guy #1: It's not that your computer doesn't work, it's just that the
little guys in there are confused. I'll have one of my monkeys get on
it. (Yells) Yo Nate! Come over here and wind this bastard up!

In The Office This Morning

Desk Woman #1: That's that "One" on the phone with the B.O. He's a nut.
I'm not going to pick it up.
Desk Woman #2: He has B.O.?
Desk Woman #1: Yeah he has B.O.. You never noticed? He even has rings.
It makes me gag every time he's in here.
Desk Woman #2: You hungry?
Desk Woman #1: I still have half a bagel.

Never Say Never

Man in Albertsons to his wife: No power on earth will
make me wear a diaper.

Overheard by: Jessie

Give Thanks For The Little Berries

Drunk outside bar on Thanksgiving weekend: ... Yo! Yo! Yo, man! I said them cranberries was da bomb. I mean, yo, my mom gave us them squishy kind like jello. They sucked!

-- Main Street in Park City

Do I Eat There?

Waiter: I've got chocolate in my pants! Do I look like I'm rich.

-- Restaurant in St. George

Chili Eaters Are Invading

Guy #1: I mean, what's with all the chili-eaters around here. There's chili-eaters everywhere around here.
Guy #2: What's a chili-eater?
Guy #1: Chili-eaters man! Chili-eaters! Y'know, eats-chili-all-the-time... Chili-eaters!
Guy #2: (Just looks bewildered.)
Guy #1: Yeah. That's right. They eat chili. They get the little skins from the chili beans stuck on them all over. It's in their pubes.

-- Gas station market

Overheard by: Emily

Advertising in Utah

Woman on cell phone: Where did you go to school? Is this what you learned? Putting naked people out there for everyone! Totaly naked! I mean, I want my son to know stuff, ya-know? I want him to be reading the paper. He reads the paper all the time. And now he sees this. Naked people all tangled up!... Huh?... Oh, yeah!... Swimsuits? I don't see any swimsuits! And if you can't see the swimsuits then their naked.

-- Layton Hills Mall

Overheard by: Jeff

Chili Eaters Are Invading

Guy #1: I mean, what's with all the chili-eaters around here. There's chili-eaters everywhere around here.
Guy #2: What's a chili-eater?
Guy #1: Chili-eaters man! Chili-eaters! Y'know, eats-chili-all-the-time... Chili-eaters!
Guy #2: (Just looks bewildered.)
Guy #1: Yeah. That's right. They eat chili. They get the little skins from the chili beans stuck on them all over. It's in their pubes.

-- Gas station market

Overheard by: Emily

If It's Throw Up On A Plate, Then It's Called Curry.

Her: I don't care how hungry I am, I'm not gonna eat a plate of somethin' that looks like throw up!
Him: Well I'm gonna go inside and eat my throw up and you can wait out here or whatever, I don't care.

-- Outside indian restaurant

Overheard by: Tate

Auntie Bev Forever

Aunt Bev at Thanksgiving: There were men following me. I mean they could have been following me in a car or anything. I don't know. I told everyone in the neighborhood. It wasn't them. That's why I got the banister. It's about this long. (indicates about two feet.) I keep it by the door in case. But then it all stopped the day Dad died. I don't think it was him.

--Jeff

Clearly Unemployed

Yuppie: I don't think he's working now. All he ever talks about is monkeys and robots.

--Mayrose

Maybe Your Straw Is Too Thin

Man: These girls love the orange juice taste, but they just can't handle the pulp.

-- Smoothie store

Overheard by: Megan Buckley

Overheard In Utah

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Maybe Your Straw Is Too Thin

Man: These girls love the orange juice taste, but they just can't handle the pulp.

--Zuka Juice, Layton.

Overheard by: Megan Buckley

Clearly Unemployed

Yuppie: I don't think he's working now. All he ever talks about is monkeys and robots.

--Mayrose