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The Buttrocket Video - Or What Teens Do When No One's Watching

Someone submitted this as happening in Utah. I sure hope not.

Chili Eaters Are Invading

Guy #1: I mean, what's with all the chili-eaters around here. There's chili-eaters everywhere around here.
Guy #2: What's a chili-eater?
Guy #1: Chili-eaters man! Chili-eaters! Y'know, eats-chili-all-the-time... Chili-eaters!
Guy #2: (Just looks bewildered.)
Guy #1: Yeah. That's right. They eat chili. They get the little skins from the chili beans stuck on them all over. It's in their pubes.

-- Gas station market

Overheard by: Emily

Maybe Your Straw Is Too Thin

Man: These girls love the orange juice taste, but they just can't handle the pulp.

--Zuka Juice, Layton.

Overheard by: Megan Buckley

Clearly Unemployed

Yuppie: I don't think he's working now. All he ever talks about is monkeys and robots.

--Mayrose