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  Chili Eaters Are Invading

Guy #1: I mean, what's with all the chili-eaters around here. There's chili-eaters everywhere around here.
Guy #2: What's a chili-eater?
Guy #1: Chili-eaters man! Chili-eaters! Y'know, eats-chili-all-the-time... Chili-eaters!
Guy #2: (Just looks bewildered.)
Guy #1: Yeah. That's right. They eat chili. They get the little skins from the chili beans stuck on them all over. It's in their pubes.

-- Gas station market

Overheard by: Emily