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Entries "Overheard In Utah":

Friday, August 4, 2006

In The Office This Morning

Desk Woman #1: That's that "One" on the phone with the B.O. He's a nut.
I'm not going to pick it up.
Desk Woman #2: He has B.O.?
Desk Woman #1: Yeah he has B.O.. You never noticed? He even has rings.
It makes me gag every time he's in here.
Desk Woman #2: You hungry?
Desk Woman #1: I still have half a bagel.

Friday, August 4, 2006

Can't see the shoes anymore.

Guy: Dude, that is your belly.


--Outside Bar, Downtown SL

Friday, August 4, 2006

I.T. Guys And The Women Who Love Them.

I.T.Guy #1: It's not that your computer doesn't work, it's just that the
little guys in there are confused. I'll have one of my monkeys get on
it. (Yells) Yo Nate! Come over here and wind this bastard up!

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Friday, August 4, 2006

Caffiene

The Price Of Too Much Caffiene

Chick #1: Hey, guess what I found out?
Chick #2: What?
Chick #1: The Great Salt Lake is like, way salty.
Chick #2: That's bullshit. Oceans and stuff are salty. The Great Salt
Lake's in the middle of the mountains.
Chick #1: Then how come it's called the Great "Salt" lake.
Chick #2: Because of the Salt Flats stupid.

-- In line at Starbucks, Park City
Overheard by: Seti

Thursday, December 1, 2005

They're so going to Outer Darkness

Promoter guy: Do you girls like comedy?
Girl #1: No.
Promoter guy: You telling me you girls don't like to
laugh?
Girl #2: Laughing is against our religion.
Promoter guy: And what religion would that be?
Girl #1: Mormon.

--Broadway between Bleecker & Houston, NY

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