Overheard in Utah!
The Price Of Too Much Caffiene
Chick #1: Hey, guess what I found out?
Chick #2: What?
Chick #1: The Great Salt Lake is like, way salty.
Chick #2: That's bullshit. Oceans and stuff are salty. The Great Salt
Lake's in the middle of the mountains.
Chick #1: Then how come it's called the Great "Salt" lake.
Chick #2: Because of the Salt Flats stupid.
-- In line at Starbucks, Park City
Overheard by: Seti
They're so going to Outer Darkness
Promoter guy: Do you girls like comedy?
Girl #1: No.
Promoter guy: You telling me you girls don't like to
laugh?
Girl #2: Laughing is against our religion.
Promoter guy: And what religion would that be?
Girl #1: Mormon.
--Broadway between Bleecker & Houston, NY
Suit #1: Who would win in a fight, a dog or a cat? A big one. Like a bobcat or something.
Suit #2: Definitely the bobcat.
Suit #1: But what if the dog bit the bobcat in the balls?
--34th South, State St. SL
Guy: Dude, that is your belly.
I.T. Guys And The Women Who Love Them.
I.T.Guy #1: It's not that your computer doesn't work, it's just that the
little guys in there are confused. I'll have one of my monkeys get on
it. (Yells) Yo Nate! Come over here and wind this bastard up!
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